Hello lamp post, whatcha knowing?

Apr 17

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Mar 25

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

Mar 18
world-of-knor:

Some houses are defined by their art.

world-of-knor:

Some houses are defined by their art.

Mar 18

begitalarcos:

cheerston3wb3ginings:

camcam-the-ruselord:

laughingsquid:

Man Restores His Fiancée’s Beloved Childhood Teddy Bear for Christmas

the thing that gets to me most is her face when she really realizes what she’s holding

tears

It’s Whitey! I love this!

Mar 17

agentlokis-wife:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

This perfectly describes living over here

Mar 15
  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Mar 03
elmwoodnovosele:

PAVE FURNITURE GIVEAWAY!!!
Sadly, this isn’t the full set, but this is all the extras I gathered while collecting! This giveaway is simple, and here are the rules:
Reblogs and likes count. Only reblog once cause doing it more than that is dumb because it doesn’t count.
Be okay with me coming to your town and dropping off the prizes! I’ll leave immediately!
You must have your ask open by the deadline! Speaking of the deadline, it’s TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT EST.
You have 24 hours to claim your prize before I move on to another winner.
The one winner will be determined with random.org.
Now, the prizes!!
1 pave sofa
1 pave bookshelf
1 pave closet
2 pave end tables
1 pave chest
1 pave lamp
1 pave bureau
1 pave bed
1 pave floor
1 pave wall
Good lucky, and remember the deadline is tonight at midnight, eastern standard time!!!

elmwoodnovosele:

PAVE FURNITURE GIVEAWAY!!!

Sadly, this isn’t the full set, but this is all the extras I gathered while collecting! This giveaway is simple, and here are the rules:

  1. Reblogs and likes count. Only reblog once cause doing it more than that is dumb because it doesn’t count.
  2. Be okay with me coming to your town and dropping off the prizes! I’ll leave immediately!
  3. You must have your ask open by the deadline! Speaking of the deadline, it’s TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT EST.
  4. You have 24 hours to claim your prize before I move on to another winner.
  5. The one winner will be determined with random.org.

Now, the prizes!!

  1. 1 pave sofa
  2. 1 pave bookshelf
  3. 1 pave closet
  4. 2 pave end tables
  5. 1 pave chest
  6. 1 pave lamp
  7. 1 pave bureau
  8. 1 pave bed
  9. 1 pave floor
  10. 1 pave wall

Good lucky, and remember the deadline is tonight at midnight, eastern standard time!!!

Feb 27

josebambi:

saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.

HAMPSHIRE PRIDE WOO

Feb 23

gazzymouse:

junkybearz:

gazzymouse:

We do not back talk AMERICA in this house, young man!

#Aww but he just wants to party with Deadpool

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